It should be clear by now that we’ve completely lost all contact with reality (at least where the Mini is concerned), so here’s a test run of the interior strip lighting.
In normal use the PWM dimmable LED strips in the door pockets, rear companion pockets, and parcel shelf will provide soft interior accent lighting. When they’re turned up to full brightness, as pictured here, they should give the interior a bit of show-car dazzle. The under bonnet lighting will come in handy when we break down. Not pictured: the boot lighting, which is similarly outrageous.